So my friend T and I were SO convinced when we were in high school that we had the BEST ideas for t-shirts and that we would someday become wealthy by selling our highly ironic t-shirts. Our favorite (only?) idea was one that said "Quebec...quois?" It was supposed to be an impression of a snooty French person turning up their nose at Quebecois. Yeah. Not as funny as I remember.
Anyway, I have come up with a new one:
Lupus is like a drunk bastard who carries a big stick.
This is because lupus a) stinks, b) is very unpredictable and c) is wont to hit you over the head and cause you great distress. Just like a stinky drunk bastard might do if wandering the streets carrying a big stick! "Whomp whomp whomp"
Post-edit: T says I should send my immune system to the Betty Ford clinic. Ah, he can still make me laugh!
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