Watching your last show was much more devastating than the time you got married (which was a hard day, I tell you), because at least then I could still watch you on t.v.!
Now, while I may sound like a stalker, it's not true. I am simply a fan. A fan who also maybe considers you her first husband. And a fan who once accidentally told her (ex) boyfriend he looked like Conan O'Brien, but with a bigger nose. He didn't like that, but hey, he's my ex, so I can tell you now. His resemblance to you was, in the end, one of his only redeeming qualities.
Goodbye, Conan! I hope you are back on t.v. soon. And until then I will continue to studiously avoid watching AARP Republican Chin Man.
Now, while I may sound like a stalker, it's not true. I am simply a fan. A fan who also maybe considers you her first husband. And a fan who once accidentally told her (ex) boyfriend he looked like Conan O'Brien, but with a bigger nose. He didn't like that, but hey, he's my ex, so I can tell you now. His resemblance to you was, in the end, one of his only redeeming qualities.
Goodbye, Conan! I hope you are back on t.v. soon. And until then I will continue to studiously avoid watching AARP Republican Chin Man.
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