My favorite McSweeney's List of late.
Things that are awesome/Things that are less awesome:
- Spring weather/Allergies
- Fun nights out on the town/Tequila hangovers plus constitutional law
- Barack Obama/Hillary Clinton
- Three weeks until D-Day (done)/Three weeks of finals
- Last semester's 12 credits' worth of finals/This semester's 21 credits' worth of finals
- Running/Falling down my stupid front stairs AGAIN, thus not being able to run for a couple days
- Kittens/Sharks (particularly those who attack)
- Lindsay is engaged!/no downside to this one, other than one less girlfriend with whom one can say: "men suck"
- American Idol, yes, that's right/Fellows who check blackberries on dates, don't call you back and/or are generally annoying and ambiguous and just not appreciative of one's awesomeness (Yeah, I know these aren't entirely related, but hear me out; if I had a fellow who didn't suck, maybe I wouldn't spend my evenings at home watching American Idol, and thus it would not make the list of Things That Are Awesome. Sheesh.)
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