Saturday, March 22, 2008

Continued.

Things the law school needs to install for 24-hour service:
  • Libraries (seriously, we had 24-hour study space in undergrad, and I never appreciated it)
  • Therapists (when I said before that people were stressed, I hadn't yet realized the extent to which law school can damage a fragile psyche [not mine, don't worry - yet])
  • Fruit juice machines (to replace the sodas; I am hoping I can explain our behavior by blaming it on scurvy)
  • Treadmills (took a walk in the woods with Little Brother the other day and was amazed and horrified that it had been so long since I had seen the sun and touched a tree)
  • Law School Dating Service (I think they should have an inter law school Match.com - I mean, if we're going to have law PROM, why not?)

4 comments:

Susan said...

I think you should send your suggestions to the dean.

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Unknown said...

Umm... Our library is 24 hours. I don't know about the therapists. We have a Dasani machine, but no juice... And isn't facebook supposed to be our match.com?? (although I highly suggest dating outside the law school. Helps keep you sane.)

Harrison said...

I think our law school needs all of those as well. Plus:

Coffee bar.

Ultimate fighting octagon cage (for those arguments about judicial federalism that just won't stay in class).

Sauna and/or hot tub.